tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

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