i’d be such a bad lawyer i’d just be like ‘your honour, tbh idk and idc like its up to u man’
Thanks, James Franco.
when i say peter parker is my hero i don’t mean spider-man. what i mean is, i want to get paid for taking selfies and selling them to a major newspaper.
*stays home* i should’ve gone out
*goes out* i should’ve stayed home
“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk