geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

cumrun:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

buckkeybarnes:

Admit it. We’ve all watched slightly questionable movies and tv shows just because our favourite actors were in it for .03 seconds

fuckinpure:

WAKE UP COUSIN WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

lisadragomirs:

cinnamongadreel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

green-eyed-rising-demon:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:

hesaidonlyoneword-run:

shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

Right on my spine. Oh god, I was Sam Winchester. 

i don’t have any…

am i immortal?

should i be concerned?

Stabbed on the right hip

 shot on the temple

(Source: v-ogued)

carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

uhmmmmmwut:

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

katsandporn jakemarez92

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang)

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

(Source: burgrs)

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty