stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

evilblogger:

online shopping

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"Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you."
— Tyrion (Game of Thrones)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"
— Steve Maraboli  (via terrible)

(Source: psych-facts)

harpistin221bwinchesteralley:

ibelieveinsher0ck:

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

Woah

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nowimthevillain:

if this isn’t the next album cover they are doing it wrong

(Source: pablinpablete)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa)

whythefuckareyouromeo:0ver-doze:

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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

(Source: kingjrific)

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one