deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

(Source: spoopydarnni)

(Source: notorious-posts)

i’d be such a bad lawyer i’d just be like ‘your honour, tbh idk and idc like its up to u man’

(Source: australiansanta)

bloodydeath11:

gongchantv:

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

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berrystumpytail:

awwww-cute:

Pole dancer

Cinderpelt needed to pay her way through Medicine cat school.

(Source: sadisticwizard)

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

theamazingindi:

when i say peter parker is my hero i don’t mean spider-man. what i mean is, i want to get paid for taking selfies and selling them to a major newspaper.

(Source: phoebe-buffays)

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

(Source: mondler-addict)

meeeeeee

(Source: choppersicballs)

tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk